Keine Eier

Goddamned, motherfucking bible

2007-01-22T00:30:15Z

You know the Bible 82%!

Wow! You are truly a student of the Bible! Some of the questions were difficult, but they didn't slow you down! You know the books, the characters, the events . . . Very impressive!

Ultimate Bible Quiz
Create MySpace Quizzes

Fuck me, Sideways.

2006-06-27T02:23:34Z

Whoa.

I just got hit by a car.

Bike totalled.

Whoa.

keine_eier @ 2005-06-21T02:20:00

2005-06-21T09:21:19Z

Livejournal Funeral by xvanillafanatic
Username
Cried	chiboro
Laughed	thedigitalsin
Secretly loved you	inky_finger
Hates you	bunnyofcolicab
Didn't attend	sephirothspirit
Killed you	kenzier
Had sex in bathroom	squeeforme
With	jedisholocron
Molested your dead body	treasurecat
Comitted suicide because you died.	theye

Quiz created with MemeGen!

FIREFLY!!!!!!!

2005-06-16T04:17:29Z

http://slashdot.org/articles/05/06/15/2251256.shtml?tid=214&tid=129

Hopefully this leads to new episodes being made after the movie ddoes well.

Finally, a Poll.

2005-06-01T06:07:51Z

Serious stuff on hold, possible updates later.

You scored as Materialist. Materialism stresses the essence of fundamental particles. Everything that exists is purely physical matter and there is no special force that holds life together. You believe that anything can be explained by breaking it up into its pieces. i.e. the big picture can be understood by its smaller elements.

</td>

Materialist

75%

Romanticist

69%

Modernist

63%

Existentialist

63%

Postmodernist

63%

Idealist

50%

Cultural Creative

50%

Fundamentalist

31%

What is Your World View? (updated)
created with QuizFarm.com

My Hizzouse

2005-04-13T05:05:20Z

I forgot to upload these long ago, but here they are.

http://members.cox.net/keine/house/

Wow, go science?

2005-01-27T17:07:46Z

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/01/0125_050125_chimeras.html

I had no idea we had come this far in our ability to fuck with shit. I'm all for it if it's for research, but the article mentions farm animals with human genes... I'll have to do more reading before I form an opinion on this one.

The Haul

2004-12-26T22:23:15Z

• Firefly DVD box set
• a sweater
• 2 nifty t-shirts
• iTunes gift card
• Collateral DVD

Bad News

2004-12-23T05:03:49Z

Sorry kids, the audio prblem I was having with some of the Firefly eps isn't going away. I thought that I had it licked with the Ogg Vorbis encoding, but that isn't working for Windows users, for no reason at all. If anyone would like me to upload the remaining non-fucked episodes let me know.

7 Jaynestown.avi
9 Ariel.avi
11 Trash.avi
12 The Message.avi

It's actually a goddamned shame to have them posted with missing eps like the Fox airing, so I hope you all buy the DVD set instead. Maybe Jesus will purchase one for you this holiday season.

ho ho ho

2004-12-19T00:32:15Z

Love and Sex With Your Friends by dannygrl0129
Username
Sex
Favorite Color
Love of your life:	treasurecat
Best sex of your life:	chiboro
Will make you come 1000 times:	thedigitalsin
Will break your heart:	eccoraven
Best Kisser:	inky_finger
Best cuddler:	jedisholocron
You secretly dream of:	squeeforme
But this person dreams of you:	sephirothspirit
Will handcuff you and screw you silly:	bunnyofcolicab

Quiz created with MemeGen!

This quiz doesn't beat around the bush does it? (pun intended)

Fuck you too, test.

2004-12-16T20:41:40Z

You scored as Anarchist. Coochy choochy coo, what a cute little ANARCHIST we have here.
You see everything as a means to an end, and that end is You. You don't understand why some saps do community service cause you wouldn't be caught dead picking up trash unless you were in an orange jumpsuit. You're also pretty angry at the world but are too self-concerned to do anything about it because you are an anarchist. Understanding this statement would practically kill you, </td>

Jewish

65%

Cult

65%

Anarchist

65%

Buddhist

45%

Christian

45%

Catholic

25%

Religion
created with QuizFarm.com

See, mean. Whoever wrote this doesn't think highly of free thinkers, or assholes, which ever it is that I am.

Firefly eps 3-5 coming down, eps 6-8 going up, probably tonight.

:D :D :D

2004-11-24T19:27:20Z

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002YCUR0/002-7901121-8674421?v=glance

World of Warcraft open beta

2004-11-09T22:30:07Z

for anyone interested in trying it out:

https://signup.worldofwarcraft.com

it's a 2+ gig download so get started

Old

2004-10-13T07:05:38Z

Hey, I just turned 26 a few minutes ago. Neat.

keine_eier @ 2004-10-06T09:48:00

2004-10-06T16:50:35Z

Your LJ Prison by redfrog021
Username
Favorite Deadly Sin
You are convicted of	Frequent Public 'Self-Love'
And sentenced to	5 years
Warden	treasurecat
Abusive redneck guard	bunnyofcolicab
Easy to bribe guard	theye
Cellmate	eccoraven
Wants to make you their bitch	squeeforme
Drops soap in the shower on purpose	kenzier
Works in the laundry and smells people's undies	chiboro
Comes to see you for 'conjugal visits'	thedigitalsin

Quiz created with MemeGen!

If it was DS that came to see you conjugals, you would be angry too.

keine_eier @ 2004-09-27T18:41:00

2004-09-28T01:42:09Z

Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a	ten
your best quality is	youre unique and you rock!
your worst quality is	youre shy
this is because	of who you are inside

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Aw, I are special.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeees

2004-09-10T03:55:45Z

Which cult classic badass are you? by rook901
Name/Username
Sex
Favorite Eating Utensil
You are:

Quiz created with MemeGen!

I dreamed it and it came true.

The cool thing to do

2004-09-05T08:51:02Z

Stereotyping is fun by fuckyouir00l
The Scenester	chiboro
Nerd	kenzier
Slut Bag	theye
Emo Cry-Baby	treasurecat
Indie Elitist	squeeforme
Faggy Goth Kid	thedigitalsin
Biggest Thug	inky_finger
Hillbilly	bunnyofcolicab
Most Punk Rawk	sephirothspirit
Username

Quiz created with MemeGen!

It's pure hilarity because they're all opposite. Except Squee, that little indie elitist.

Screwed

2004-09-04T03:33:55Z

So it turns out my current internet connectivity problems are not due to my ISP. I went into work 3 hours early today just so I could have a decent internet connection (and air-conditioning). I worked with the support guy on the phone for about half an hour just now and nothing helped. He was pretty nice and seemed to appreciate that I knew what the hell I was doing and was a step ahead of him, unfortunately he could not do shit for me. It's either my modem is dead or I need a new splitter, so I will have to head down to Home Depot tomorrow and pick one up for a buck or else he said it would cost 26 bucks to have a tech come out and test my lines etc. So until then I'll be the very angry guy in irc that drops every 30 seconds. I'm going outside to cool off... and since i have yet to figure out anything on lj - [mood - stabby]

Nuthin'

2004-08-24T14:37:21Z

Not much new going on here. I took the time this morning to customize some colors, but I don't see an option for text size...

So it turns out I'm an LJ whore?

2004-08-02T00:41:27Z

So I've gone completely nutty for this band, Rasputina, recently. (http://www.rasputina.com/)
So I went and checked their website last week, only to discover that they will be here in San Diego this week. I'm pretty damn excited about the whole thing. ... how does one do the mood thingy?

OK fine.

2004-07-29T17:10:41Z

So I actually remembered a dream this morning so i guess that is worth posting.
It was one of those "Oh shit, I'm in high school and I don't remember where any of my fucking classes are" dream. But my high school was an industrial complex. So I went to the office to get my schedule and the gay guys from work were in there, being inappropriate. Then they made me fight some kid while wearing one of them like a powerloader.... ...Then I was flying for the hell of it. I went down to my physics teachers room and I think that I flooded it. After that I was assisting Major Kusanagi in battling some misc people. Then I was in the air watching Evas emerge, but they were colorful, movie themed, wrestler Evas. That was probably all in the 5 minutes before I decided to wake up.

"wtf"

2004-07-29T16:45:23Z

Hey I got a fucking livejournal, don't expect to see anything here. Ever.